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The Administrator of "We Are Not A Glum Lot" group is Steven C // A place to tell or read a joke to get a laugh! Funny; Corny; Mature (bit naughty maybe) but not "R" Rated Jokes please!

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Comment by Steven C on January 29, 2012 at 8:03am: Right on Jerry!

What do get when you combine 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

= 100 sows-n-bucks!

Comment by Aussie Glenda Truss on January 28, 2012 at 8:55pm: An investment advisor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impresive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment advisor.

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

Comment by Jerry on January 27, 2012 at 3:21pm: An Irish woman went to the Dr for an annual physical.. She came home and her husband asked her "And what did the Dr say darlin?" She replied "The Dr said I had a very beautiful body". With which her husband replied "And what did he have to say about your big fat Irish ass"?. She replied "Your name wasn't mentioned at all"

Comment by Glen B on January 27, 2012 at 3:13pm: An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."

Comment by Steven C on January 23, 2012 at 6:13pm: See This here is the "We are NOT a Glum Lot" page. It's for jokes & dumb stuff like me! We have chat rooms at the bottom or try the "AA Group". You could always post an old joke! Like- Know what I herd? Sheep. Know what I kneed? Dough. It don't hurt (too much) and remember Rule # 62 !!