BIKE LOVERS

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Comment by Cat on January 4, 2012 at 9:45pm

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one
day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old. It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike
is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain.' (true story)

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally,they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I
have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who
says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her
clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in
front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and
her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom.

'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her
panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the
dinner table.

After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is
pleasantly beaming. But still..... Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father shouted. 'I'll do the fuckin' dishes!!'

Comment by Aussie Glenda Truss on December 29, 2011 at 10:21pm

I have been threatened by a member, to have legal action taken against me for putting the birthday list on blog even if i take hers off, she says i am "outing" everyone.  Does that mean that none of us should be allowed to share our sobriety birthdays?

What is your opinion??

Comment by Aussie Glenda Truss on November 8, 2011 at 4:49pm

he says hi back doug xx hugsz  love you too my lovely friend

Comment by doug keating on November 8, 2011 at 11:56am

good for you, it's all about freedom. tell tazz i said hello                                love you and god bless, doug

Comment by Aussie Glenda Truss on November 8, 2011 at 1:49am

well as you probably know, i had to give up trying to ride the 1800cc anymore as my bone disease just doesn;t like it lol - toooooooo heavy!!   

woohoo!  tomorrow afternoon i am picking up my new bike  Honda Shadow 750cc and am excited as a kid haha!!  Tazz says he will have to get used to me not being on the back but can't wait to see me really living my life.  i hardly go out in my car as it causes me pain so when tazz works days at a stretch until 10pm & midnight, i just hang around at home - NO longer lol  i will be out & about and have already met some lovely lady riders in the local area who when available will go riding & out to lunch etc with me so it's yet another new chapter in my life - sobriety definately ROCKS!!

Comment by Lars B on October 18, 2011 at 5:13pm

I do like fishing too

Comment by doug keating on August 17, 2011 at 7:27am

great day at the h.d. museum with glenda and taz in milwaukee. people in recovery are the greatest people in the world. god bless the program and the people in it.

Comment by Cat on August 15, 2011 at 9:40pm

I had an awesome time meeting Glenda and Tazz - I wrote my first blog ever all the details are in it!!! Cat

 

Comment by Cat on July 26, 2011 at 1:22am

Awesome glad it's going well! Can't wait to meet up with you either!!! Love, Cat

 

Comment by Aussie Glenda Truss on July 25, 2011 at 10:27pm

having an incredible time travelling in u.s.a. Guess where i am?  i am at Ed's (site creator) in san francisco!!  unreal to meet, see & give him a hug in person after all this time of administrating the site he created. wow! amazing things happen in sobriety.  posting photos when i can - bike we hired (Goldwing 1800cc) is going well. take care  hugsz aussie glenda

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